What do you think Siddhartha Gautama, Confucius, and Laozi would say to eachother if they sat down for dinner?

Where do u think they would sit what would they say, ect?





Just curious for ur imput i already submited my work i just wana see what you guys think.|||They would discuss the potatoes.





Siddhartha: These potatoes will only be fully cooked until we boil them multiple times over in an effort to remove every possible speck of dirt. Then, they will be perfect.





Confucius: The potatoes will never be fully cooked. Boiling is an infinite process of potato cultivation, and those that say these potatoes are cooked do not know anything about cooking.





Laozi: In order to cook these potatoes, one must not boil them at all. For indeed, non-boiling is the most effective kind of boiling.|||


Well, Confucius %26amp; Laozi DID know one another.





Buddha knew one of Mahavira's disciples(though whether he knew Mahavira himself, I don't know).|||talk about belief maybe arguing and agree on things, how improve things and how enjoying dinner|||Pass the salt.


May I have more potatoes.


Who cook this dinner, is Delicious.


What vintage is this wine?|||"Pass the peas, please" "How's yours?" " Anybody for more corn ?" etc|||They would speak about the rays of the sun.|||"Damn, fellas, we got awesome names."|||Who's gonna say grace?|||pass that **** over here