Not the ones people turn in but real ones he said.|||Charlie Chan movies of some years back were full of (fake) funny Confucius quotes with Charlie Chan using them to wise up one of his sons about his insights as a great detective.
For example, usually prefaced by "Confusius say..."
Charlie Chan: Mind like parachute - only function when open.
Charlie Chan: Free ticket to circus like gold ring on merry-go-round - make enjoyment double.
Charlie Chan: Curiosity responsible for cat needing nine lives.
Lt. Macy: [referring to Lee] Hello, Mr. Chan. You sure got a bright kid. He gave me a good steer.
Charlie Chan: Uh, sometimes suspect anxious offspring of giving bull.
Charlie Chan: Man who seek trouble never find it far off.
Charlie Chan: Cannot tell where path lead until reach end of road.
Charlie Chan: Question without answer like faraway water - no good for nearby fire.
Charlie Chan: One grain of luck sometimes worth more than whole rice field of wisdom.
Lee Chan: How do you do it, Pop?
Lee Chan: Evidence like nose on anteater.
Charlie Chan: Silent witness sometimes speaks loudest.|||well i dont kno bout funny but heres a few
www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Confuciu鈥?br>
www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/c/
confucius.html
thinkexist.com/quotes/confucius/
www.poemofquotes.com/quotes/c/confuciu鈥?br>
quotes.
hopefully these help u|||Confucius was a philosopher, not a comedian. You could find plenty of Confucius sayings, but funny? Not really.|||no
but hey, i get 2 points!
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